[woman who’s never maintained eye contact with a gay person before]: This is for the girls and the gays ☺️
[woman who’s scared of lesbians]: this is for the gays and the girlies 😌
Happy 40th birthday, Andrew Garfield! August 20th, 1983.
friend that doesnt drive: anyways really look the thing about origami is that its not about getting the fold right on the first try its meant to be an exercise in precision sure but also in patience the instructions are repeatable tasks that you do over and over again to polish the skill before applying it to something else. a thousand swans arent folded in a day and really its meant to bring you to reflect upon what it means to even be folding in the first pl-
friend that drives: HOLY SHIT 3.20 A GALLON? I SHOULDVE FILLED UP THERE anyway i understand the process is meant to soothe the itch of perfection that gnaws at the soul through exposure to imperfection but OH FUCK [drives over median straight into Walmart parking lot while nearby F150 lays on the horn because you stopped him from running a red light]
you guys just say sentences
I mean it is sorta counter cultural to admit you’re a swifty on tumblr these days
no it isn’t. hope this helps
Do NOT keep this hidden in the tags
some people post that women are their favorite guy but women aren’t even their favorite women
girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you’ve ever seen in your life
saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.
Not sure about how tumblr works but here’s a Blue Beetle piece from March!! Hope you like it :)